Found on Craigslist

So I found this on craigslist. Thought I would share.

Scott has been a great friend to me over the last few years but as I am moving out to a new city.. I cannot bring him with me. It truly breaks my heart. Yes he is a walrus, but he is really no bigger then any average dog.
If you have any questions about him.. or want to know more email me. Attached is a picture and below are a list of likes and dislikes.

Scott Likes
———————-
Being a couch potato
Bath Time
Nap Time
Lap Time
Food Time
A good ol’ jack and coke at the end of a long hard day (sometimes he earns it.. but sometimes he just straight steals it. Watch out for that)

Scott Dislikes
—————————
Other Painted Walruses…. don’t ask but he can’t even be in the same room with one or he will throw a fit!
Being left upside-down. He will stay in that position all day just to spite you for doing it.
Electrical sockets. Well let me take that back, really he loves them. It is the sockets that don’t like him. If you are serious about keeping him make sure you get them all raised to at least waist high so he can’t lick them.
Bull in a china shop references. He feels that somehow it is a reference to his weight.
On that note- don’t ever. ever. call him fat to his face. That’s how we lost Gam Gam.

Anyway. Serious adopters only!

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